catchymemes:

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thirteensfavoritetoy:

xerohourcheese:

dagny-hashtaggart:

zwoelffarben:

prometheusascendant:

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

putting up “OHIO IS HELL” billboards in ohio to continue the dialogue

putting up ‘OHIO IS OTHER PEOPLE’ billboards in ohio to confuse the dialogue

putting up ‘OHIO IS FAKE’ billboards in Ohio, just for shits and giggles

Putting up ‘WELCOME TO PENNSYLVANIA’ billboards in Ohio just to see what happens

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macleod:

macleod:

gehinnom:

I’ve been having a lot of feelings about the downfall of quality lately.

I ordered a pair of Dickies pants because pants are hard and workwear is usually reliable. When they arrived they were the scratchiest, most papery material–I can’t actually call it fabric in good faith–and fit a full three sizes too small. A week later I found the same pair in a thrift store, dated 2017. These are actual pants. They fit, they’re not made of asbestos. They’re only separated by time.

There’s no wood used in interior design unless it’s a custom build. I have a set of wealthy relatives who live in a condo. The downpayment for it was likely more money than I will see in my lifetime. The floors and the cabinets are all still laminate. I know I will never see real wood in a building constructed after 2000. Every “apartment hack” I see online has this very conspicuous, flat appearance because of all the paint and contact paper required to make these builds look personal in any way. The only natural materials are in the furnishings.

I’ve been harping on this for years, but everything is shit, nothing is designed to work, and “growth” and “profit” are just euphemisms for cutting corners until things are unworkable.

everything is more expensive, and everything is getting shittier.

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writing-in-the-grave:

run-remi-run:

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run-remi-run:

writing-in-the-grave:

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

…why?

They’re always surrounded by drafts!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh god.

How many?

Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

What do writers have for breakfast?

Coffee?

Synonym buns!

Where do all the struggling writers live?

How are you coming up with all these?

Where?

Writer’s Block!

What do writers suffer from each spring?

(I’ve heard a lot of them over the years.)

Allergies. Next question.

you were close; A case of allegories

Why are writers always in great shape?

Circular prose

Nope! It’s because we’re always running out of ideas!

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

I did not

His life had it’s prose and cons…

Why is editing a better job than writing?

It’s more rewording?

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

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raevenlywrites:

fairycosmos:

sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

• World is hard, scary, confusing
• Needs not being met
• Little to no control over my environment
• Overwhelmed and need some release
• Desperately want a nap

Yeah, that checks out

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greyface-dog:

WORF WEDNESDAY

Originally posted by startrekuniverse

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thesaltofcarthage:

morepopcornplease:

fthgurdy:

kosmicznacebula:

it’s always a good day to complain about English speakers

Important addition: Maria Skłodowska-Curie was born during partitions, which means Poland didn’t exist, which means her insistence that she was Polish was a significant act of defiance against the occupation, which means that you should respect that instead of arguing that ‘well she had French citizenship’. She couldn’t have Polish citizenship despite being Polish, that’s kinda the point she was making by keeping her maiden name and naming a chemical element she discovered ‘Polonium’ .

HOW TO PRONOUNCE: Skłodowska

L with a dash through it (ł) makes a “W” sound.
and W makes a “V” sound.

skwo-DOV-ska

thank you for the pronunciation guide!

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bionelly2:

alwaysatomicconniseur:

mag200:

you may walk out of the underworld but you have to trust that she is behind you. do not look back to check.

i trust that she is there

i trust that she is there (i think)

i trust that she is there (please?)

i trust that she is there (can you hear me?)

i trust that she is there (say something so i can hear you)

i trust that she is there (what if it’s a lie?)

i trust that she is there (i can’t even see her shadow on the wall)

i trust that she is there (SAY SOMETHING)

SAY SOMETHING.

look behind.

#jesus.#orpheus and eurydice#as a poem#using a poll#this is probably the greatest exploitation of mediums i have ever seen op#every reader has the chance to become part of the text by voting#not the subtext#the TEXT#and i love me some ephemeral works in concept#you had to be here for this one week#and then the text is locked#(barring any edits to the original post of course)#and i just think that’s so beautiful#beauty springs from the simplest things viewed askew#and all you need is a poll that accepts long enough strings (via couchcrusader)

and then THE FINAL RESULT. where “look behind” came so so so close to winning, but “i trust that she is there” came out ahead by 0.1%. so maybe, maybe, we did it right this time. maybe this time we were able to save her.

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catchymemes:

Water biscuits

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